Hatteress

PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:06:40 +1000

jmrichards:

connivingwitch:

barbie-wears-pink-aviators:

BECAUSE

AND ALSO

JUST

LET ME JUST SAY

IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS

YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.

ahhhhh fuck please

OMYGOD YES

YES PLEASE

NO ONE WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER

THIS IS ONLY MY DREAM.

Okay sweethearts, love-faces, bros of my loins, I need to get back to focusing on why the fuck my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:13:11 +1000

Okay sweethearts, love-faces, bros of my loins, I need to get back to focusing on ~~why the fuck my motherfucking program isn’t destroying cookies when I tell it to motherfuck~~ work but I’ma get to the rest of the ask story things when I get some time to blog properly (ie: in my PJs with my left hand on one boob) over the weekend.

STAY AWESOME.

i have no idea what youre doing but do me, hoechlion

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:37:24 +1000

You watched the Dylan O’brien episode of New Girl and did champion hands. Why? Because you had finally found it. THE screencap. The beautiful, perfect representation of the face you make EVERY TIME YOU CLICK PUBLISH ON A POST ON TUMBLR.

Your life is now complete. It’s time to retire to Australia so we can bro out on my couch on Sundays and eat chocolate ice-cream together. I’ll just grab my sheep pyjamas and await your arrival.

Hey why not, I want a story.

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:33:00 +1000

You didn’t always hate corn nuts. Once upon a time, you and corn nuts were bros. Then corn nuts went and saw The Avengers with a bunch of other people and didn’t invite you and well, there are just some things you don’t come back from, amirite?

wait, wait, wait. you're doing things with people? i want in so do me~ :)

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:30:32 +1000

Oh yeah I’m doing things. With people.

You have no backstory because you are me. Case in point:

Now imagine catching yourself doing this in an office full of people.

intergalacticju?

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:08:00 +1000

intergalacticju is actually Stiles from an alternate universe who has been sucked into our world by witches. Think that weird-ass meta episode of Supernatural where Jensen and Jared played Sam and Dean playing Jensen and Jared. Only intergalacticju lost out the role to Dylan O’brien.

That asshole.

ladymalchav /anon

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:58:00 +1000

I don’t know you but if your blog title is a Terry Pratchett reference I think I need to spend a summer living in your hair, okay?

ohgodwry

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:55:00 +1000

ohgodwry invented puns. Every time someone makes a dad joke a dollar drops out of the sky and shimmies into her pocket.

Meee :)

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:51:00 +1000

You’re Allie and you’re 22 which actually bothers me a lot because your URL has 21 and aRE YOU SAYING YOU SHINED BRIGHTER AT 21 THAN YOU DO NOW?! BECAUSE BABY NO! YOU SHINE SO BRIGHT I HAVE TO WEAR SPF 80+ WHENEVER YOU’RE AROUND! YOUR VERY SOUL BURNS MY BLACKENED HEART RIGHT OUT OF MY CHEST! I AM THE DISNEY VILLAIN TO YOUR HERCULES! YOUR BRILLIANCE MAKES ME WANT TO BURST INTO A MUSICAL NUMBER AND MARCH OFF INTO A SUNSET! I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M STILL CAPITALISING EVERYTHING BUT I’M GONNA STOP NOW!

me :D

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:42:00 +1000

You’re apparently 28, a wife, a mother and a human but I’m totally calling bullshit because everyone knows you and Loislame are having a sordid URL affair. You’re URLing so hard, all your neighbours be like, “damn - they’re really hitting their H T T Ps hard, bro”

~~Yes I’m shipping URLS shut up don’t look at me.~~

isaisanisa

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:36:00 +1000

Isa doesn’t know it yet but I’m very likely to face-plant her face if she’s ever in my vicinity because anyone who can cosplay Balthazar this well is just not good for the health of my ovaries okay?

You should do "halffizzbin". I am sure this is a person you don't know.

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:26:00 +1000

Halffizzbin is a time-traveller from the year 3067, where evolution has rendered humanity perfect. She has travelled back to us on an explorative mission, to study the effects of cat-gifs on developing society. You see, in the future, we’re ruled by feline masters. It’s Fizz’s job to pinpoint the moment cats gained their foothold through subliminal messaging.

rigormortisboy

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:15:00 +1000

Y’all can expect a photo montage of Alice and I running towards eachother in slow motion when I go to NZ in August.

Prepare yourselves for that.

It’s gonna be epic.

hubrisandwax

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:11:00 +1000

hubrisandwax hails from a time when people weren’t afraid to tackle the big issues. Ask the hard questions. Philosophise on the state of the universe as a whole:

After all, aren’t all lobsters special?

alphide

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:00:00 +1000

“I swear I’m super friendly.”

Super Friendly.

Super Friendly.

Super Friendly used to be in the Justice League. They just didn’t understand the concept of secret identities though. Announcing it in their blog description was the last straw for the League. Super Friendly was kicked out just before the JL became famous.

It’s a real tragic story, man.

BUT NOW I WANT A MADE UP BACKSTORY NOW!

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:47:00 +1000

Once upon a time, in a time before there was time because time hadn’t had time to be invented yet, there lived an engineer named Jen.

She was a magnificent being to behold: all large, luminous eyes; luxurious, glistening skin; and rippling pectoral muscles. On weekends she wrestled dinosaurs. And won.

One day, the creator of the universe was having a bit of a dilemma. He’d finished all the creatures of the world—the elephants and the tigers; the whales and the manatees—but, as it turned out, animals are much like IKEA furniture: there’s always spare parts.

The creator, being all wise and shit, immediately consulted Jen - for she was known throughout the land for her ability to brain her way out of all things. Jen dropped the t-rex she was fighting like the pro she is and set to work on the problem.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the platypus was born.

Send me a url and i'll talk about them.

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:33:44 +1000

teakdecks said: I love this side of you more than a little The side of me that codes, the side of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:57:31 +1000

teakdecks said: I love this side of you more than a little

The side of me that codes, the side of me that rants about code or the side of me that throws myself out windows?

Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it on.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:34:04 +1000

ringasunn:

spookylittlesleipnir:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

freudian-slut:

anideaforamoth:

ecokitty:

ras-al-cool:

I see your Odin and Howard Stark…

And raise you one Brian Banner.

^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.

Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.

Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.

At least they had dads.

Omg batman YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE

YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:23:06 +1000