MEL, HAY MEL. THIS IS ONE OF MY CATS.

Her name is Princess but we call her Fug (‘cause baby is fugly). She was dumped in a storm drain when she was a kitten and some neighbourhood kids found her and brought her to my mum who nursed her back to health.

She’s the cuddliest cat I’ve ever met in my life and will sleep on your neck if you let her. She also thinks she’s rambo, so every few months mum has to get her clipped because her fur gets manky from somersaulting across the custom-made cat run mum has out the back of her house.

Between clippings Fug’s also subjected to baths that make her look like an escapee from a gremlin movie. I laugh at her approximately forever whenever mum sends me photos.