May 2013
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scoutsxhonor:
halesass asked you:
Can I request: Stiles pines for Derek. Derek thinks he needs to get over Stiles bc misunderstanding of feelings. Derek has a date, Stiles helps him dress and pep talks him and //it hurts// but he wants Derek to be happy so he does it. Derek drives off to pick up his date and Stiles goes home to eat ice cream… where he finds Derek sitting on his bed, saying “I...
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“You don’t have to write porn,” says my lovely prompter.
“Oh good,” I think. “No pressure!”
*cracks knuckles*
*begins to type*
Stiles opens his mouth to answer but then Derek is swiping his thumb over the head of Stiles’ dick…
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barlowstreet:
So Julie/Halffizzbin had kind of a crummy day the other day. So, um. I offered to writer her a thing. This is that thing. I don’t know if it’s exactly what you had in mind, Julie, but I hope you like it! (And I got impatient so if you don’t want me to use the picture of the ask, just let me know and I’ll take it down.)
Here’s the ask for context if you’re curious:
(Also,...
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“I respect your right to your opinion. But since it’s a dumbass opinion I’ve elected to ignore it.”
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Dean. Dean, bro. When a lady is playing “I touch myself” at full volume behind closed doors you do not interrupt.
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FIC REC: Whatever Our Souls Are Made Of →
Teen Wolf // Stiles/Derek // Explicit
Derek and Stiles fulfill an ancient supernatural law.
Arranged marriages and fairy!AU, be still my fangirl heart.
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“I do like a man who can handle his meat”
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I knew it was coming. I was prepared.
I WAS NOT PREPARED.
SEND HELP.
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hungrylikethewolfie:
hungrylikethewolfie:
All of a sudden, out of absolutely nowhere, I have this headcanon that Derek hardly ever went to the movies as a kid because his control over the shift was tenuous and when he got scared he’d instinctively wolf out, which eventually led to his preference for books over pretty much any kind of technology. And I really want the first time this happened...
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SUPERNATURAL FANDOM
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blackrapture1990:
Okay guys I need help my brother in law says the Impala, yes, BABY is a piece of shit car and NO ONE likes it because four door cars aren’t cool. PLEASE reblog this to show how much the Impala is loved and show him what an idiot he’s being.
Wait. He said it’s not cool because it has four doors? What does he...
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“You’re a werewolf, Derek,” Stiles says. “How the hell do you not realise you’re planting wolfsbane in your back yard?”
Derek wheezes, swaying slightly in the passenger seat. “Shut up and drive.”
Stiles sighs and punches the gas. “Deaton’s going to flip.”
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“Hey can you order- whoa, are you okay?”
Derek’s standing in the middle of the kitchen, staring down at the phone in his hand like it’s about to sprout tentacles and attack. When he looks up, it’s with a face that’s Seen Things, Man - capital letters and all.
“I-” Derek stops, seems to gather his courage. “I picked up the wrong...
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Derek sets his jaw and glares at the ceiling. “Are you finished?”
Stiles makes a sound like he’s dying – a great gasping wheeze that would make Derek worry if he didn’t know it’s just because Stiles has been laughing so hard he’s forgotten how to breathe.
“No!” Stiles gasps. His hand flops up into Derek’s peripheral vision. Up because...
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Since it’s still vaguely Friday (I swear I run on Hawaiian time) and I need something to do during the occasional ten minute breaks I take from wrestling with jquery, SEND ME ZEE FAILWOLF PROMPTS YISS?
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“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
^^^^^^^^^^^^
(via misandry-mermaid)
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hungrylikethewolfie:
I may or may not have promised hatteress that I would try to write her a Gunn/Fred/Wesley fic.
AW YISS.
In other news, I’m getting really fucking sick of tumblr failing to populate my tracked tags with things BLATANTLY TAGGED TO ME. FFS. If anyone’s thinking I’m ignoring them by not responding to things it’s probably because I’m not seeing...
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Just as a general heads-up:
I’m on deadlines at work from now until the end of this month. This means that I’m going to be a combination of:
scarce and/or absent-minded
manic like a fox
woefully hopeless at replying to messages (HAHAHA LIKE THAT’S NEW /o\)
ranty (think perpetual PMS)
I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE.
If I don’t return, know I died cursing PHP with honor.
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halffizzbin:
keriarentikai:
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weebleroxanne:
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keriarentikai:
halffizzbin replied to your post: I always think I will put on a movie I have seen…
Yeah but Miss Congeniality is a perfect movie so.
I KNOW RIGHT?
And apparently there isn’t a single fic on AO3 for it. I am sad.
Of course the only thing I think about these...
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Anonymous asked: Do I even want to know what bs responses Jolie got for the operation? I cannot imagine how anyone could actually be a dick about a strong decision like that one.
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The Orgasm Gap: The Real Reason Women Get Off Less... →
halffizzbin:
callingoutbigotry:
sociologr:
“Instead of being driven by biology, women’s rate of orgasm relative to men is a function of social forces. For one, we often bifurcate the sexual experience in line with gender norms: men are sexual (they experience desire) and women are sexy (they inspire desire). The focus on men’s internal wants and sensations also draws our attention to his...
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I’ve been told to warn people about whether Star Trek Into Darkness will disappoint.
To those people: I’m not warning you. I am so far from warning you it’s physically painful.
Actually I lie, I am warning you to take a second pair of underwear. Because holy fuck me dead.
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Watchcopperbadge:
New “Agents Of SHIELD” trailer
*wounded whale noises*
Am I the only one who screamed “GUUUUNNNN!!” at my screen? Yes? No? Okay.
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I thought this might be of interest to authors.
meret118:
List of British words not widely used in the United States. Lists of words having different meanings in American and British English. List of American words not widely used in the United Kingdom.
Oh my god. You have no idea how much “bangs” confused me as a child.
Also Boondock Saints suddenly makes a lot more sense.
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disney villain: one musical number away from murder